Baseball Cap — "Corporate Compliant, But Emotionally Unavailable" Patch Hat
One size / White
$29.99
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$29.99
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This mid-profile baseball cap finds the quiet humor in office life and turns it into wearable attitude. A structured five-panel silhouette with a seamless front panel keeps the embroidered patch centered and crisp. The patch reads a wry line about being "corporate compliant, but emotionally unavailable," set over subtle gear artwork — a nod to the mechanized routine many of us navigate. Lightweight polyester-cotton fabric, a matching undervisor and sweatband, and a durable snapback give this cap reliable everyday wearability. Wear it on long commutes, during weekend errands, or at casual work events to signal dry humor and a steady, no-nonsense presence.
Product features
- 65% polyester / 35% cotton blend for comfort and shape retention
- Structured 5-panel, mid-profile silhouette with seamless front panel
- Premium plastic snap closure for adjustable fit
- Matching fabric undervisor and sweatband with 6 sewn eyelets for ventilation
- Decorated via embroidery or DTF for a crisp, long-lasting design
Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
Baseball Cap — "Corporate Compliant, But Emotionally Unavailable" Patch Hat
$29.99
Sale price
$29.99
Regular price
Product features
- 65% polyester / 35% cotton blend for comfort and shape retention
- Structured 5-panel, mid-profile silhouette with seamless front panel
- Premium plastic snap closure for adjustable fit
- Matching fabric undervisor and sweatband with 6 sewn eyelets for ventilation
- Decorated via embroidery or DTF for a crisp, long-lasting design
Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.