{"product_id":"baseball-cap-corporate-compliant-but-emotionally-unavailable-patch-hat","title":"Baseball Cap — \"Corporate Compliant, But Emotionally Unavailable\" Patch Hat","description":"This mid-profile baseball cap finds the quiet humor in office life and turns it into wearable attitude. A structured five-panel silhouette with a seamless front panel keeps the embroidered patch centered and crisp. The patch reads a wry line about being \"corporate compliant, but emotionally unavailable,\" set over subtle gear artwork — a nod to the mechanized routine many of us navigate. Lightweight polyester-cotton fabric, a matching undervisor and sweatband, and a durable snapback give this cap reliable everyday wearability. Wear it on long commutes, during weekend errands, or at casual work events to signal dry humor and a steady, no-nonsense presence.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 65% polyester \/ 35% cotton blend for comfort and shape retention\u003cbr\u003e- Structured 5-panel, mid-profile silhouette with seamless front panel\u003cbr\u003e- Premium plastic snap closure for adjustable fit\u003cbr\u003e- Matching fabric undervisor and sweatband with 6 sewn eyelets for ventilation\u003cbr\u003e- Decorated via embroidery or DTF for a crisp, long-lasting design\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ White","offer_id":54041680314682,"sku":"68213953844349657745","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0868\/6603\/5002\/files\/14349496971115566934_2048.jpg?v=1789109260","url":"https:\/\/www.thelifelab.art\/products\/baseball-cap-corporate-compliant-but-emotionally-unavailable-patch-hat","provider":"The Life Lab","version":"1.0","type":"link"}